I was at a coffee shop today and overheard someone talk about a book they purchased on Amazon.
Upon hearing that word, a bit immediately flipped in my brain and reminded me of a few things I’ve been meaning to order.
So I went and made a purchase.
I thought it would be funny if at some point Amazon introduces a device shops can place to monetize their ambiance, which at random times during the hour has no other purpose than to scream “Amazon!” as obnoxiously as possible.